Attention all New England Patriots fans! With the Super Bowl fast approaching, now come the inevitable pre-game war cries. We’ve got one for you – a painful music video called “New England, The Patriots and We.” It is a seemingly endless parade of local color showing their hometown pride, much like the “Super Bowl Shuffle” from 1986. Oh, did we forget to mention that this Patriots video was also from 1986? It aired on the short-lived Boston music video channel V66, and thanks to filmmakers Christian de Rezendes and Eric Green, whose documentary Life On The V is now in pre-production, it and the long-unseen exploits of WVJV can be seen again. Scientists now attribute all the hairspray used by the high-haired women in this seemingly endless musical torture as the main cause of global warming (and nostalgic embarrassment). Watch for a fresher-faced Bob Lobel in the mix, along with an assortment of “I remember that guy” and “What ever happened to her?” faces. It’s so bad that you kind of wish that former team owner James Orthwein had moved the team to St. Louis back in the early ’90s (almost).

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